Minneapolis PhotoBlog.

So, we went to Minneapolis. Matt, Martin, Kristen and I.
Matt and I left his house on Friday morning to go pick up Martin.






Once we got to Martin's house, I got into the tiny back seat. I didn't mind, I'm pretty little..



Matt kept insisting that we "photo-blog everything" so Martin took a photo. I look like a creep.



Then we picked up Kristen, and she crammed herself into the backseat with me. She's tiny, so we fit quite well.



Matt's car needed gas, so we stopped. We took a lot of photos.












Matt was wearing very pretty shoes. The random black woman in Minneapolis thought so too. "them shoes is pretty!"



This is what I saw when I looked forward.






After driving through a lot of shitty little towns, we got to the border.



Once we were done at the border, there was a lot more shitty towns, and we had no idea if we were going the right way or not. We stopped here and went pee.



We stopped here to buy alcohol. Martin came out with beer, and a big smile on his face. Matt came out with a plastic jug of Silver Wolf vodka, and an even bigger smile. $15 for 66oz. yikes.



After more driving, and laughing about how much alcohol we were going to consume, i decided that it was important to photograph the check engine light, which had been on the whole time.



Kirsten wanted to take a picture of the random blue car that always ended up being right behind, or right in front of us.



RSTONES had long, flowing gray hair.



I was tying to take a fun photo of Matt. Upon reviewing, i noticed that a large amount of road kill had made its way into my photo as well.






We made our way into another town, and stopped to eat Subway and chemical pizza at a gas station. We ate in silence, I'm not sure why.






Before leaving, we stopped to admire the dent on Matt's car.






This time, I got to stare at the back of Matt's head.












At this point we needed more gas. Matt's shoes matched the pump.



This is where Kristen and I kept all our precious belongings. It's also where we were going to go pee, if we couldn't hold it any longer.



Martin walks like a model.



Matt got sick of driving, so it was Martin's turn.



We buckled up.






Because Matt didn't have to drive, he began taking photos as well.



We had no idea where we were going.









Good thing Matt MAPQUESTed our whole trip.



Once we found the hotel, we helped ourself to the beer and Silver Wolf.








Matt makes good faces. I like them a lot.






Kristen's hair was a little messy from the ride, so i used my wonderful backcombing skills to help fix it up. Also, I'm not really 700 lbs, it only looks like it.



Silver Wolf!









Matt liked the Silver Wolf a little too much.



Kristen and I continued to repair the damage that the car ride had done to our hair, etc.















When we were already to go, Matt applied ChapStick and we headed out.



We took a lot of drunken walking pictures.


















Matt liked this statue. They were all naked.



Kristen, Matt and I ran across the street. Martin decided to wait..



..and almost got hit by this large bus.



aw.






Once we had arived at the Fine Line Music Cafe, Kristen and I found a filthy mirror-type thing. We took a photo.



Matt thinks I'm retarded.






After seeing Action Action, we were starting to sober up, so we decided to walk all the way back to the hotel to drink some more.









Kristen couldn't wear a bra with this shirt.. so my Hello Kitty band-aids served a great purpose.



To get in to the show, they X your hands.
To get out, then stamp SMOKE all over them.





















This is the view from our room on the 11th floor. I took a picture outside the window. Why didn't anyone stop me from holding my 700 dollar camera all the way out the window, while I was super intoxicated?



When we were all re-drunk, Matt put on his hat, grabbed his purse, and got ready to leave.












After getting lost, Martin and I made our way back to see Morningwood's last song, and 4 songs by The Sounds. Our attempt at returning to the hotel room was almost ruined, because he led us in the wrong direction, and we ended up 13 blocks away from our hotel. Longest walk ever. When Matt and Kristen finally returned to the hotel, Martin and I were fast asleep. They woke us up. Funny things happened. They have pictures which should probably be deleted.



Matt took off his shirt, and Kristen called to order pizza. "um, hi.. what size pizza do you have?"



We were told that the pizza would take 45 minutes to arrive. They lied. It took about 5. "uh, Matt, why are you putting your pants on?"



After letting the pizza get cold, and showering in the dark, Matt and Kristen devoured the pizza, Matrin and I ate one slice each.









The next morning, we woke up retardedly early, and needed to kill time before the mall opened. We went to iHOP.






The service was good, and fast..



But the food was effing gross.



Matt wasn't too pleased with the fact that they didn't have maple syrup. His choice of strawberry just didn't cut it.






When we were done breakfast, we went into the mall to wait for the stores to open. We made fun of the mall walkers and sat on leather chairs.



Kristen and I got ditched in a mall that I've never been to, and that shes only been to once. We found the Vans store, and we both bought slip ons. Then it was time to find the boys, and go home. (they were 20 minutes late. silly boys.)



After returning to the car, and preparing for the long ride home, i decided to photograph the lack of leg room that Kristen and I had. It was swell.






After a lot of driving, we stopped here to find out if we were going the right way.



Kristen bought a large bottle of water, which proved to be a bad idea..



She worked it out though.



While Martin was driving, Matt took a nap. When he woke up, his back was all sweaty.



So he dried it off.



Once Matt and Martin switched, we decided to play the Heat Game. Fun.
We lasted quite a long time before Matt finally gave in. Sucker.
When we were done, the car didn't smell very good at all. Ew.



After driving, dancing and singing our way through the states.. we arrived at the border. We weren't sure if we were going to be able to get home, because of the flooding. Luckly, there was a detour.









It was dark out when we got back to Matt's house. We had already dropped Martin off. Kristen and I went to McDonalds, stuffed our faces, and then I drove her home. By the time I got home, I was retardedly tired and I really wanted to have a bubble bath. I did.

Funfun.